texting overflow et al.

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ic inbox, starters, continuations, memes, links, prompts, etc. open to all.
pls include starter however brief with pic/song prompts.
unless it's from my visuals post in which case i have 100,000 thots about it

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ᴀɴᴅ ᴀ ᴅɪʀᴇ ᴅᴇsɪʀᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴀsᴘɪʀᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴅɪᴇ ʜᴀʀᴅ

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. bug my party line w. the wives . getting out of hand w. theperil . no aggravation w. lyw . elevating music w. altercated . spectrum.mp3 w. perilous_temper . no echo w. hedone . green russians/smack my bishop w. perilicious . a terrible spy w. "anon" . get shot homie w. perilicious . chessmate w. perilicious . american sensibility w. perilicious . nailed it w. fatherswatch . plague inc. w. mausbär . w.

current memes:

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02/11/2016 anon confessions.
02/28/2016 midnight texting.

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[ x ]

yes it does

[ex_russkie501]

I disagree.

[ by which he means 'so there'. #fiveyearsold ]

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oh no you disagree well then its true

[ex_russkie501]

so it seems

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it matters

[ex_russkie501]

why does it matter?

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[ a duration of "..." that suggests a longer response than: ]

why wouldn't it??

[ex_russkie501]

That is not how things work.

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people aren't things

[ex_russkie501]

generally, no. they aren't.

[ where is she going with this? ]

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[ everywhere, nowhere, the phone store maybe. she did caution him to ignore her ]

dull dangerous tool

[ex_russkie501]

[ the likelihood of that is about the same as napoleon settling down with one person. ]

Something like this, yes.

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i don't think that's all you believe

it makes things easier to pretend it is

[ex_russkie501]

[ there is a decent chunk of time between his last text and this one. ]

It makes things safer.

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[ enough time for napoleon to notice the ailing buzz in the room and try and take her phone. the ensuing fight gets the energy back up, at least ]

scared of me?

[ex_russkie501]

Cautious. And, no. Not of you.

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then it better not be for me

[ex_russkie501]

And why is that?

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i know how to look out for myself.

[ex_russkie501]

In many ways, yes.

Maybe I am just being selfish.

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with what

[ex_russkie501]

Things I'm not comfortable discussing in this kind of conversation.

[ or any other kind, tbh. ]

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go ahead an say that next time
you and Napoleon are not the magnificent liars you think you are

[ex_russkie501]

because you

I don't know how to talk to you

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i don't know how to talk to you either

[ bottoms up ]

[ex_russkie501]

I never claim to be this magnificent liar

but I am a good spy, Gaby

and yes you do.

[ vodka is looking better and better. ]

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maybe that's just what i let you think

[ex_russkie501]

Why?

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on my aide i am the carthorse

[ fuck, "was". time to christen the minibar ]

[ex_russkie501]

why do you call yourself a carthorse?

because I don't believe you are.

[ christen it with what, though? ]

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[ more tequila if she's smart. decisions, decisions ]

neither do i so it matters what you think of yourself
you're not a tool

[ex_russkie501]

[ she could always come over and drink vodka. ]

is this your professional opinion, fraulein?

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[ that won't end cleanly for anyone ]

jyes as a mechanic

[ex_russkie501]

[ probably not; vodka is clearly the superior alcohol, though. ]

not a tool, then. but a weapon.

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splitting hairs

[ex_russkie501]

but no less true. you asked me what i think, that is your answer.

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then why burn the disk?

[ex_russkie501]

because no single country should have that much power. not even mine.

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in america i hear they simply say make love not war

[ex_russkie501]

Americans say a lot of things, but sometimes they also make sense.

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[ put a pin in that ]

do you have required in your room
*tequila

[ex_russkie501]

champagne, whiskey, blush, tequila, vodka. all in little bottles.

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i will trade you vodka for tequila

[ex_russkie501]

I don't like tequila, you're welcome to it.

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what's your room # mr. weapon? [ state-dependent memory ]

[ex_russkie501]

402. I'll unlock the door for you.